An old man walked across the beach until he came across a young boy throwing something into the breaking waves. Upon closer inspection, the old man could see that the boy was tossing stranded starfish from the sandy beach, back into the ocean.
“What are you doing, young man?” He asked.
“If the starfish are still on the beach when the sun rises, they will die,” the boy answered.
“That is ridiculous. There are thousands of miles of beach and millions of starfish. It doesn’t matter how many you throw in; you can’t make a difference.”“It matters to this one,” the boy said as he threw another starfish into the waves. “And it matters to this one.”
Always technology
So Always have produced these amazing sanitary towels to ‘not only mask, but eliminate odour’, using many microfibres and new technology, which will probably mean they’ll be crazy expensive and I can’t help wondering when women became so lazy that they can’t be bothered to just change it every 4 hours.. it’s not an impossible task ladies
Jordan again
Me: I mentioned our chat from yesterday on tumblr last night
Jordan: Did you use my name?
Me: Your first name, but not your whole name..why?
Jordan: I'M FOREVER LOCKED IN THE VOID, NEVER WILL I ESCAPE. MY FREEDOM HAS BEEN CAPTURED AND CAN NEVER AND WILL NEVER BE RELEASED.
Me: Sorry love.
WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
India, I’ve got Indian heritage so I’ve always been interested by it :)
Never ending fight
Jordan: Balls exploding is way more painful than childbirth.
Me: ..are you kidding me?
Jordan: No, I'm serious.
Me: You'd rather squeeze another human out of your genitals..
Jordan: Yeah, childbirth is a breeze.
Me: -Goes crazy-
*Both draw out lightsabers and fight to the death*

Do you ever feel like someone’s watching you, and try to be more decent?
You ever wonder why they’re watching you?
Like, you, specifically?
Food for thought…
Sunshinee
Sometimes I look up into the sky and I see that big crazy white heating light thingymabob and I’m just like “Cheers man, we’d die without you”





